Monday, March 31, 2014

Awww Mondays

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Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post.

What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, March 30, 2014

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, March 29, 2014

St. Peter

Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates.

The first nurse said, "I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help patients, even though occasionally we did lose one. I think I deserve to go to heaven." St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.

Friday, March 28, 2014

Feline Friday

My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, March 27, 2014

More Translation

Pepsi's "Come Alive With the Pepsi Generation" translated into "Pepsi Brings Your Ancestors Back From the Grave" in Chinese.

Frank Perdue's chicken slogan, "It takes a strong man to make a tender chicken" was translated into Spanish as "it takes an aroused man to make a chicken affectionate."

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: What object is your most valued possession?

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Translation

The Dairy Association's huge success with the campaign "Got Milk?" prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico. It was soon brought to their attention the Spanish translation read "Are you lactating?"

Coors put its slogan, "Turn It Loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer From Diarrhea."

Monday, March 24, 2014

Awww Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

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What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, March 23, 2014

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, March 22, 2014

The Judge

The local game warden in a small town in Oregon had arrested a man for killing and eating an Egret. The man went before a judge to plead his case. After pleading guilty, but with an explanation, the judge asked him why he did it.

"I was just trying to feed my hungry family," he told the judge, "and I've never done anything like that before."

Friday, March 21, 2014

Feline Friday

My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Nurses

You might be a nurse if...

When using a public restroom, you wash your hands with soap for a full minute and turn off the faucets with your elbows.

Your favorite dream is the one where you leave a mess at a patient's bedside and tell a doctor to clean it up.

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: What is your dream car/SUV/Pickup/Motorcycle?

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Politics

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

Monday, March 17, 2014

Awww Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

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What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, March 16, 2014

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

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Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, March 15, 2014

Roche's Favorite Quotes

Roche, Empress Bee's pet rock, asked her to send me some quotes that he likes. Well I'll do most anything for Empress Bee so that means I'll do most anything for Roche too. So enjoy a pet rocks sense of humor. Isn't he just the cutest too? For a rock that is.

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. ~ John Glenn

Friday, March 14, 2014

Feline Friday

My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, March 13, 2014

The Problem

A patient goes to the doctor's office where, much to his surprise the doctor asks him, "Would you please help me with a problem I'm having?"

Sure, doctor, what can I do for you, says the patient.

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: What celebrity annoys you the most?

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

New Supermarket

A while ago a new supermarket opened in Melbourne, Australia.

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.

Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

Monday, March 10, 2014

Awww Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

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What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, March 9, 2014

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Fragments

We are currently enjoying a weekend at Benicia Yacht Club celebrating our yacht clubs 50th year. Hubby and I arrived at our boat Wednesday and cruised over to Pittsburg Marina on Thursday. On Friday we completed the last leg of the trip to Benicia. We've been here many times before and it's always a treat. We decided to break the trip into two days because it takes about 6 hours from our marina to Benicia. Little Bit appreciates this gesture.

Friday, March 7, 2014

Feline Friday

My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, March 6, 2014

The Conference

There's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar.

The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on.

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: What is the strangest thing you've ever eaten?

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Bird Strikes

Researchers for the Ministry of Transport found over 200 dead crows near greater Manchester recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

Monday, March 3, 2014

Awww Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

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What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, March 2, 2014

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Cats and Teenagers

Cats are just like teenagers:

Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.

No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot.