Saturday, August 31, 2013

Dumb Criminals

Have We Met Before?

A Colorado woman lost her wallet, and soon found out from her bank that someone had been writing hundreds of dollars in bad checks in her name. Two weeks later, while at her job as a server at Applebee’s, she was waiting a table when the four patrons ordered drinks. She asked for identification, and one of the women handed the waitress her own stolen ID. Thinking quickly, the woman called the police from the back and pretended nothing was wrong until the police arrived and arrested the 26-year-old woman on multiple charges.

Friday, August 30, 2013

Feline Friday

My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, August 29, 2013

The Itch

An old doctor and his nurse were on the train, going to a medical conference. Opposite them was a man furiously scratching his elbow.

“I wonder what’s the matter with him,” asked the nurse.

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: Spicy/hot foods or mild foods?

Monday, August 26, 2013

You're My Best Friend

I was doing my daily rounds and visited Carol Ford of Second Glance Book Reviews Presents and viewed a video she posted. It tickled me to no end so I thought I'd share it with all of you this Monday morning. All of you that work knows how we need to start our workweek with a smile. Okay, smiling any day is a good thing. Enjoy!

Awww Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, August 25, 2013

Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, in fact if you don't like rules then just ignore the few that are posted below. This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. I'll do my very best to visit everyone's Silly Sunday post.

Saturday, August 24, 2013

The Stethoscope

An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her then four-year-old daughter. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. Be still, my heart, thought my friend, my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!

Friday, August 23, 2013

Feline Friday

My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Cinderella

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.

One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?"

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: What is one chore you wish you would never have to do again?

Monday, August 19, 2013

Comment Game

It's time to play the comment game again, because I'm too lazy to do a proper post. Okay we are having our home security system redone and it's going to be a busy day here.  A service guy will be here most of the day.  I hate that, but it's got to be done.

Here's how it goes:

Awww Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, August 18, 2013

Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, in fact if you don't like rules then just ignore the few that are posted below. This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. I'll do my very best to visit everyone's Silly Sunday post.

Saturday, August 17, 2013

Once Upon a Time

Once upon a time, there was a prince who, through no fault of his own, was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the prince could speak only one word each year. However, he could save up the words so that if he did not speak for a whole year, the following year he was allowed to speak two words. (This was before the time of letter writing or sign language.)

Friday, August 16, 2013

Feline Friday

My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Safe Sex...

Sex
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.

Poor Lance Armstrong
I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France Races, while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike!

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: Too serious about things or not serious enough?

Monday, August 12, 2013

Age is a Funny Thing

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old?" Well, You'll love this one! I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his, DDS, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Awww Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, in fact if you don't like rules then just ignore the few that are posted below. This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. I'll do my very best to visit everyone's Silly Sunday post.

Saturday, August 10, 2013

Happy Barkday Sugar

Today is Sugar the Golden Retrievers Blogville Barkday SMILE Pawty!. She's a young 12 years old today and she wanted to do a blog hop, so that's what we are all doing.

1) If you wish to celebrate and Pawty on my 12th Barkday, simply do a blog post on Saturday, August 10th. On WHAT? Simply post a Happy SMILEY Doggy Photo (Happy Smiley Kitty Photo).

Friday, August 9, 2013

Feline Friday

My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Thanks Angel

Angel of Woman Honor Thyself gave me the Influential Blogger Award. That was mighty nice of her.

Here are the rules of the road:

Display the award logo on your blog.

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: Live in the big city or out in the country?

Monday, August 5, 2013

Strip Down...

When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note so I could complain to my local MP about this running amok security rubbish, I did just as instructed.

Awww Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, in fact if you don't like rules then just ignore the few that are posted below. This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. I'll do my very best to visit everyone's Silly Sunday post.

Saturday, August 3, 2013

Comment Game

We are at Village West Yacht Club putting on an IOBG fundraiser. This afternoon there's a big BBQ luncheon for all the members. It should be a great time. I won't be around until Sunday, so if you don't see me you know why.

Here's how it goes:

Friday, August 2, 2013

Feline Friday #48

My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, August 1, 2013

The Golfers

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."

"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.