Friday, August 31, 2012

Feline Friday

Feline Friday is easy to do. All you have to do is post a picture of a cat on your website. It could be a photo of your pet cat, a LOL cat or a drawn picture.

Grab the code and paste it on your page.

Add a link to your cat page.

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Jehovah's Witness

There was a knock on the door this morning. I opened it to find a young man standing there who said, "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

I said "Come in and sit down."

I offered him coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?"

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that.

So here's this weeks question: What plans, if any, do you have for Labor Day weekend? If you don't live in the U.S., what plans do you have for the weekend?

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

More Things to Know

Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge. ~ Paul Gauguin

The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children. ~ King Edward VIII

Monday, August 27, 2012

Ten Things to Know

The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

I have yet to find anybody who can give us a clear and compelling reason why we put the clocks forward every spring.

There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness.'

Awww...Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Silly Sunday

Are you funny? If so, please join in at Silly Sunday, co-hosted by Rhonda of Kibitz Spot and Laugh Quotes and Sandee of Comedy Plus. Rhonda is on a big adventure traveling the world until December 2, 2012. For more information about Silly Sunday click HERE.

Saturday, August 25, 2012

History Shorts

When tea was first introduced into England, people threw away the liquid and ate the leaves, seasoned with salt and pepper.

The Duke of Wellington had one of the hooves of his horse Copenhagen that he had ridden at Waterloo sawed off and made into an inkwell.

Friday, August 24, 2012

Fragments

I miss my mother something awful. She died at the age of 60 from Lou Gehrig s (ALS) disease. Did you know that I'm 60. She died so very young.

Feline Friday

Feline Friday is easy to do. All you have to do is post a picture of a cat on your website. It could be a photo of your pet cat, a LOL cat or a drawn picture.

Grab the code and paste it on your page.

Add a link to your cat page.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Warning!

Don't shampoo in the shower. It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!

I don't know why I didn't figure this out sooner. I use shampoo in the shower and when I wash my hair the shampoo runs down my whole body.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that.

So here's this weeks question: What's is one of your favorite sandwiches?

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Dogs versus Cats

The Dog's Diary:

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

Monday, August 20, 2012

Awww...Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

The Tip

A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.

The player said, "When I get bad cards, it's not the dealer's fault. And, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously has nothing to do with it. So, why should I tip him?"

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Silly Sunday

Are you funny? If so, please join in at Silly Sunday, co-hosted by Rhonda of Kibitz Spot and Laugh Quotes and Sandee of Comedy Plus. Rhonda is on a big adventure traveling the world until December 2, 2012. For more information about Silly Sunday click HERE.

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Tower Park Bridge

Last weekend hubby and I cruised into Marina West Yacht Club with our yacht club. It was hotter than the dickens, but we enjoyed a wonderful weekend. The Tower Park bridge opened twice Sunday morning. I've been boating on the California Delta since the 70s and have never seen this bridge open. It was pretty exciting. Hubby is narrating the bridge opening.

Friday, August 17, 2012

Fragments

Have you noticed that one person can mess up everything for everyone else? Happened in one of our yacht clubs and we had to resign. I hate being backed into a corner. There just isn't any place to go. What makes it so sad is we didn't do anything to be backed into the corner, and there are so many that we love dearly.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Kids - Part II

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that.

So here's this weeks question: What's is your favorite color? Why?

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Kids on Marriage

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10

Monday, August 13, 2012

Awww...Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

The Psychiatrists

While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears," one says, "but we have no one to go to with our own problems." "Since we're all professionals," another suggests, "why don't we hear each other out right now?" They agreed this is a good idea.

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Silly Sunday

Are you funny? If so, please join in at Silly Sunday, co-hosted by Rhonda of Kibitz Spot and Laugh Quotes and Sandee of Comedy Plus. Rhonda is on a big adventure traveling the world until December 2, 2012. For more information about Silly Sunday click HERE.

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Childbirth 101

Things Not To Say During Childbirth...

Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.

Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?

Friday, August 10, 2012

Sugar's 11th Pawday

Today is Sugar of Sugar the Golden Retriever 11th Pawday. We love Sugar and have traveled with her and her mom when they left the mainland this year for Maui, Hawaii. If' you've not visited Sugar you should. At least you can go over today and sing her Happy Pawday.

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Dave and Linda

This is the completed Story Game of "Dave and Linda" that you all did an outstanding job in authoring.

Dave and Linda just got married, but her new mother-in-law doesn't care for Linda one bit. Her biggest dislike about Linda is her unfeasibly large square shaped breasts and the feather in her hair. But she decided she'd try anyway so she put a feather in her own hair, but it was way bigger and more colorful than Linda's.

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that.

So here's this weeks question: What's something that can make your day enjoyable?

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Declaring War

Don't mess with the South!!! We mean business.

President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.

"Hello, President Obama a heavily accented southern voice said. "This is Jimmy Boy, down here at Bump's Catfish Shack in Vicksburg and I am callin' to tell y'all that we are officially declaring war on y'all!"

Monday, August 6, 2012

Awww...Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

A Test

Depending on how you ask the questions, you can force the answer you seek! Remember 43% of polls are wrong, the other 78% are made up! Don't jump to the answer, just scroll down. Take this test mentally, don't write down your answers, and don't shout them out.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Silly Sunday

Are you funny? If so, please join in at Silly Sunday, co-hosted by Rhonda of Kibitz Spot and Laugh Quotes and Sandee of Comedy Plus. Rhonda is on a big adventure traveling the world until December 2, 2012. For more information about Silly Sunday click HERE.

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Comment Game

It's time to play the comment game again. We are off to an IOBG yachting event at one of the members ranch. We are land lovers today and we'll be enjoying each others company and a BBQ to die for. Did you know that boaters eat really well and there is usually plenty of cold adult beverages too. Not while we're driving our boats though.

Friday, August 3, 2012

Fragments

I gained a pound eating that great birthday dinner on Wednesday. A whole pound. That baked potato with the works was pure heaven, as was my garlic bread. Okay it was all good.

Babies are the greatest. I love to watch them discover themselves and the world around them. Fascinating.

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Family

Today we celebrated my first granddaughters 21st birthday. She set the menu of steaks, baked potato with all the fixings, French green beans with bacon bits, macaroni and cheese, garlic bread and of course a birthday cake. The very best part was getting to see my great granddaughter Audi. She's a year and a half and is so very happy.

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Wednesdays Question

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that.

So here's this weeks question: What's your favorite outdoor activity?