Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Carnival Glory

I wanted to learn a bit more about the vessel us bloggers will be enjoying next February. Sounds pretty impressive to me.

Carnival introduces a whole new spectrum of fun with the CARNIVAL GLORY. She is the most impressive and imaginative vessel in the "Fun Ship" fleet, in addition to being the largest floating resort ever to sail from Port Canaveral. Every convenience and feature our guests have requested most have been realized in her design, including countless dining and entertainment options, and every service and amenity you can imagine.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Bloggers Cruise

Well, we did it. Hubby and I are going on the Bloggers Cruise 4 on February 27, 2011 to the Eastern Caribbean. How cool is that? Well to make it even more fun there are bloggers that I've been wanting to meet for a very long time. There's Empress Bee (of the High Sea), Sarge Charlie, Barb, Dick and Sandy, Lois and Hank (and they had better be there, along with one pal I've had the pleasure of getting together with twice, Linda from Connecticut. I'm so jazzed about this. I not only get to cruise the Eastern Caribbean I get to meet a ton of bloggers that I ♥ to pieces.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Awww...Mondays

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Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

The Funeral

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.

At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then dies.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

GPS on PMS


I just love this video. I about fell off my chair. Hey, it could happen.

Bwahahahahaha.

Can't wait to see what some of my male visitors have to say about this piece of electronics.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Fried Chicken

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

This Week in Entrecard

This is a great big thank you for last weeks advertisers. For those that I honor each week/month I'm well aware of the dedication you show. In order to stay in the top of the heap you're dropping EC every single day. Many of you have more than one blog and that's 300 drops per day per blog.

Lie Detector

John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late. “Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?” asked John.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Breakfast at Ginger's

A big thank you to Mike Golch of Golch Central's Rambling Stuff for sending this clip along. As he said, someone put a lot of thought into this piece. It made me smile/laugh all the way through.

I hope you enjoy it too.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Paid in Full

It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it? Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed.

He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."

Monday, June 21, 2010

Awww...Mondays

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Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Pittsburg Pictures

The Pittsburg Yacht Club is located in the "Marina Park" section of the city of Pittsburg, California, just off Highway 4. The latitude is 38° 02.35 N and Longitude is 121° 53.17 W. In March 1994, Pittsburg Yacht Club moved into our new clubhouse located on the gateway to the Delta. You will enjoy a panoramic view of the Delta from our dining room and bar area. Our facility is easily accessible from either land or water from the Sacramento or San Joaquin side of the Delta.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Mildred

How To Stop A Church Gossip!

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.

Several members did not approve of her extra- curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Pittsburg Cruise-Out

We left for the boat on Thursday afternoon to pack everything on board and clean up the boat both inside and out. It was between regular washes so the boat was pretty dirty. Can't have that on a cruise. The weather was very nice with a slight breeze. We enjoyed getting the boat ready for her trip to Pittsburg Yacht Club the following morning.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

This Week in Entrecard

This is a great big thank you for last weeks advertisers. For those that I honor each week/month I'm well aware of the dedication you show. In order to stay in the top of the heap you're dropping EC every single day. Many of you have more than one blog and that's 300 drops per day per blog.

Something to Ponder

This comes from 2 maths teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. Experience.

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Political Correctness

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , all Kentuckians, Tennesseans, and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as "APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS".

And furthermore, HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

The Sex Shop

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk, "Dooo Youuuu have dilllldosss?"

Monday, June 14, 2010

Awww...Mondays

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Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

The Pope vs Moishe

About a century or two ago, the Pope challenged the Jewish community of Rome to a debate.

The Jews looked around for a champion who could defend their faith, but no one wanted to volunteer. It was too risky. So they finally picked an old man named Moishe who spent his life sweeping up after people to represent them. Being old and poor, he had less to lose, so he agreed. He asked only for one addition to the rules of debate. Not being used to saying very much, he asked that neither side be allowed to talk. The Pope agreed.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Boating - Part III

The last 2.5 years have been filled with many different boating adventures. Our first trip to the San Francisco Bay was indeed exciting. It was also much simpler than we thought it would be. It was so enjoyable we went again last year and are planning to go again this year and the year after that.

We joined Encinal Yacht Club so we would have a club in the bay area to boat to when we have the time. Until I finish going through the chairs of DMYC I doubt we'll find the time. We've even talked about going out into the ocean to Monterey and Half Moon Bay. Wow have things changed.

Friday, June 11, 2010

Boating - Part II

After spending the first couple of years in the slip we decided that we needed to branch out and start doing some boating. One of our dock neighbors was a commodore of a yacht club and talked us into attending one of their events to see if we would like to join. Well, we attended and fell in love with the people and the club. We joined Delta Marina Yacht Club and started boating in a big way.

Boating - Part II

After spending the first couple of years in the slip we decided that we needed to branch out and start doing some boating. One of our dock neighbors was a commodore of a yacht club and talked us into attending one of their events to see if we would like to join. Well, we attended and fell in love with the people and the club. We joined Delta Marina Yacht Club and started boating in a big way.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

This Week in Entrecard

This is a great big thank you for last weeks advertisers. For those that I honor each week/month I'm well aware of the dedication you show. In order to stay in the top of the heap you're dropping EC every single day. Many of you have more than one blog and that's 300 drops per day per blog.

Boating - Part I

During my first year of retirement hubby and I thought we wanted to RV. We looked at every imaginable RV out there. We pretty much settled on a Titanium Fifth Wheel, but we never bought one. We finally figured out that we weren't committed to straying far from home and figured it wouldn't be a very wise investment. I boated in the 80s and talked hubby into just looking at a couple different kinds of boats. He was game and I suggested we check out Bayliner and Sea Ray.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Caption This Winners

I want to thank everyone that participated in this months 'caption this' contest. I sure have a great time reading all your captions.

Winners you can pick up your badges at the bottom of my blog.

So here are the winners:

Stock Advice

I called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what I should be buying.

He said, "Canned goods and ammunition."

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

A Push

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the front door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance" says the husband, "it's 3 o'clock in the morning. "He slams the door and returns to bed.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Awww...Mondays

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Sunday, June 6, 2010

Caption This

Okay, you all know the drill. Do as many captions as you wish and I'll pick first, second and honorable mention the first part of the week. Just have a great time.

From now on I'm only going to have a "Caption This" post on the first Sunday of each month.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Sex or Skiing?

A preacher became frustrated that a large part of his congregation was going water skiing on Sunday rather than coming to church, so he told his wife, "This coming Sunday, I'm going to preach about the evils of water skiing on Sunday."

"What?" she exclaimed. "That's a silly thing to preach about."

Friday, June 4, 2010

Justice!

Let's put the seniors in jail, and the criminals in a nursing home. This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies,and walks, they'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc. and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.

They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

This Week in Entrecard

This is a great big thank you for last weeks advertisers. For those that I honor each week/month I'm well aware of the dedication you show. In order to stay in the top of the heap you're dropping EC every single day. Many of you have more than one blog and that's 300 drops per day per blog.

The Assignment

*Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor from the University of Colorado for an actual class assignment:*

The professor told his class one day: "Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Indian Style

An Indian picks up a hooker. 'How much do you charge for da hour, sister?' he asks.

'$100,' she replies.

He says, 'Do you do Indian style?'

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Do-Follow Blogs

While over at Do Follow Blog List, I found this wonderful do-follow list. It sure has got around. Anyway, here's what this blogger had to say along with the list:

Here is a list of over 250+ DoFollow Blogs. Don’t know what a DoFollow Blog is? DoFollow Blogs are Weblogs that have DoFollow Plugin installed.

Top EC Reciprocal Droppers

If you want to use this list for your drops visit Traders Hub.

It will help build up your links, improve your page rank and bounce rate, as well as increase your blog authority! Happy Entrecard Blogging!

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A Second Cup
A Simple Life
After Servings
Agni Yoga
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Link Exchange

Weed and Tricks

I'm a telemarketer and work part time for a towing company and impound lot...I sell a little weed on the side and turn an occasional trick.

I'm a congressman.

A Congressman?

The Big Bang

One of the biggest memes I've ever been fortunate enough to be involed in is making it's second debut. Mel of Attitute, The Ultimate Power is asking all the participates of the Big Bang meme to repost. I too believe this meme will begin anew.

Here's the rules:

My Twitter

Twitter is an online social networking and microblogging service that enables users to send and read "tweets", which are text messages limited to 140 characters. Registered users can read and post tweets, but unregistered users can only read them. Users access Twitter through the website interface, SMS, or mobile device app. Twitter Inc. is based in San Francisco and has offices in New York City, Boston, San Antonio and Detroit.  Source: Wikipedia