Thursday, December 31, 2009

This Week in Entrecard

This is a great big thank you for last weeks advertisers. For those that I honor each week/month I'm well aware of the dedication you show. In order to stay in the top of the heap you're dropping EC every single day. Many of you have more than one blog and that's 300 drops per day per blog.

Happy New Year's Eve

On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.

Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck - the bartender was almost crushed to death.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Shopping in Texas!

Texas is the second most populous (after California) and the second-largest of the 50 states (after Alaska) in the United States of America, and the largest state in the 48 contiguous United States. Geographically located in the South Central part of the country, Texas shares an international border with the Mexican states of Chihuahua, Coahuila, Nuevo León, and Tamaulipas to the south and borders the U.S. states of New Mexico to the west, Oklahoma to the north, Arkansas to the northeast, and Louisiana to the east.  Source: Wikipedia

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Grandson

A heartwarming story.

My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall. He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"

"The guard asked, "What's he like?"

Monday, December 28, 2009

Awww...Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

How to Lick a Bowl

This little guy really knows how to lick a bowl properly.

You just have to love puppies.

Well, maybe not this one...

Okay, I want this puppy!

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Comment Game

It's time to play the comment game again. We are home, but I'm tired after the wonderful Christmas we enjoyed yesterday. I hope your Christmas was wonderful too. Now play nice okay, and have a terrific weekend.

Here's how it goes: I'll start the game off at the bottom of this post by choosing two words or phrases/questions, like coffee or tea, and which ever one you prefer you choose. You can also explain why. When you have done that you do two new words or phrases/questions for the next commenter to choose from. Feel free to come back as often as you like. Just have fun. If someone derails the game will one of you put it back on track? Thanks.

Happy Birthday Roger

Roger Dman of Idaho Photo is having a birthday today. He's finally 40 years old. Baby. This is his birthday cake from a couple of years ago.

If you want a chuckle then click on his cake and it will take you to his birthday post from two years ago. Have a great birthday my very special friend. Big hug and lotsa lovies.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas

Thanks Lisa of Live and Learn for posting exactly what I was thinking.

I am making a conscious effort to wish everyone
A Merry Christmas this year ...
My way of saying that I am celebrating the birth Of Jesus Christ.
Maybe we can prevent one more American tradition from being lost in the sea of "Political Correctness".

Thursday, December 24, 2009

This Week in Entrecard

This is a great big thank you for last weeks advertisers. For those that I honor each week/month I'm well aware of the dedication you show. In order to stay in the top of the heap you're dropping EC every single day. Many of you have more than one blog and that's 300 drops per day per blog.

The Perfect Gift

A gift or a present is an item given to someone without the expectation of payment. Although gift-giving might involve an expectation of reciprocity, a gift is meant to be free. In many countries, the act of mutually exchanging money, goods, etc. may sustain social relations and contribute to social cohesion. Economists have elaborated the economics of gift-giving into the notion of a gift economy. Source: Wikipedia

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Santa?

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off!

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

I'm an Angel

Mike of Rambling Stuff AKA: Golch Central gave me the You're an Angel award. I'm not so sure about being an angel, but I'll certainly accept this award. Thanks for always remembering me Mike. Big hug.

I'm supposed to pass this award on to five other people, but I'm just going to give it to everyone that thinks they are an angel.

Jolly and Cute

If you see a fat man ...

Who's jolly and cute, wearing a beard and a red flannel suit, and if he is chuckling and laughing away, while flying around in a miniature sleigh with eight tiny reindeer to pull him along, then lets face it... Your eggnog's too strong!

Monday, December 21, 2009

Awww...Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

45 Lessons

Regina Brett is a long-time columnist for Ohio newspapers (including the Akron Beacon Journal and the Cleveland Plain Dealer) who was a Pulitzer Prize finalist in 2009 for "her range of compelling columns that move the heart, challenge authority and often trigger action while giving readers deeper insight into life's challenges." Source: Life Lessons

Saturday, December 19, 2009

The Christmas Can-Can

The group formed in 1996 at Indiana University in Bloomington, Indiana. Together the 10 students -- Dan Ponce (the founder), Randy Stine, Charlie Mechling, Steve Morgan, Jerome Collins, Dave Roberts, Walter Chase, Mike Itkoff, Patrick Hachey, and Kevin Carroll, became Straight No Chaser.

Friday, December 18, 2009

An Employee

A government employee sat in his office, and out of boredom, decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet. He poked through the contents and came across an old brass lamp. "This will look good on my mantel," he said, and took it home with him.

While polishing the lamp, a genie appeared and, as usual, granted him three wishes. "I would like an ice-cold Coke right now." He gets his Coke and drinks it.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

This Week in Entrecard

This is a great big thank you for last weeks advertisers. For those that I honor each week/month I'm well aware of the dedication you show. In order to stay in the top of the heap you're dropping EC every single day. Many of you have more than one blog and that's 300 drops per day per blog.

Mother Superior

Mother Superior was on her way to late morning prayers, when she passed two novices just leaving early morning prayers, on their way to classes. As she passed the young ladies, Mother Superior said, ‘Good morning sisters.’

The novices replied, ‘Good morning, Mother Superior, may God be with you.’ But after they had passed, Mother Superior heard one say to the other, ‘I think she got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning.’

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

The Striptease

YouTube is a video-sharing website, created by three former PayPal employees in February 2005 and owned by Google since late 2006, on which users can upload, view and share videos. The company is based in San Bruno, California, and uses Adobe Flash Video and HTML5 technology to display a wide variety of user-generated video content, including video clips, TV clips, and music videos, and amateur content such as video blogging, short original videos, and educational videos.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Little Johnny

It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day.

The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question".

Monday, December 14, 2009

Awww...Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Dear Santa

When Santa Runs Out Of Prozac

Dear Santa,

I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck. Please, I really really want a fire truck this year!

Love, Joey

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Kids on the Bible #2

* David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.

* Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

* When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Kids on the Bible #1

* In the first book of the bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.

* Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark, which the animals come on to in pears.

* Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

This Week in Entrecard

This is a great big thank you for last weeks advertisers. For those that I honor each week/month I'm well aware of the dedication you show. In order to stay in the top of the heap you're dropping EC every single day. Many of you have more than one blog and that's 300 drops per day per blog.

Change of Watch

Friday night was indeed a very special night. I was surprised to receive the very first Vice Commodore's Service Award and before the evening would end I would be sworn in as vice commodore.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

The Service Award

This is the first of two posts on my recent Change of Watch dinner wherein I was the hostess. I knew that there was going to be a 'Service Award', but I never dreamed that I would be the first recipient. I was totally shocked. It really made my day.

Tomorrow's post...Change of Watch where I went from rear commodore to vice commodore. It was indeed an exciting evening.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Life Begins...

At a round-table discussion, various religious leaders tried to answer the question "When does life begin?"

"At conception," said the Catholic priest.

"No, no," said the Presbyterian minister. "it begins at birth."

Monday, December 7, 2009

Awww...Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Little Bobby

Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful.

His grandmother remarked, "doesn't it look like an artist painted this scenery? Did you know God painted this just for you?"

Saturday, December 5, 2009

What's in a Name?

All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online name might appear! These are not made up. Check them out yourself!

1. 'Who Represents' is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is: http://www.whorepresents.com

Friday, December 4, 2009

Change of Watch

Tonight I am the host of our annual change of watch dinner. It's when each flag officer advances to the next chair in the yacht club, with the outgoing commodore advancing to staff commodore. Last year I was thrilled to start my first year as a flag officer. A rear commodore is responsible for executing all the drive in meetings (5) and then setting up the cruise outs (6) for the following year. Tonight is my last drive in function.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

This Week in Entrecard

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Gabriel and Stanley

Dogs - pets, shepherding, working, meat, show, hunting, draft, research, religion, racing, transportation, rescuing, guiding, servicing, herding, guarding, and pest control. Cats - pets, pest control, religion, show, pelt, and research. Source: Wikipedia

And then there is this...

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Welcome to Heaven

An 85-year-old couple had been married for 60 years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies.

 Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Old Charlie

Every Friday Old Charlie went to his doctor with lots of things wrong with him. The doctor thought that he was a hypochondriac. However Old Charlie died and the doctor fretted about it thinking that there must have been something he missed. The worry killed the doctor. A little later there was a knock on his coffin.

'Yes' he responded.